+++ BREAKING: PUBLIC POOLS REMAIN AT MAXIMUM CAPACITY AS UNPRECEDENTED HEATWAVE CONTINUES +++ MAYOR DECLARES MANDATORY HYDRATION PROTOCOLS +++ MYSTERIOUS GATHERINGS REPORTED AT THE LIDO DECK +++
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Strange Cult at the Lido Pool

Strange Cult Seen at the Lido Pool Worshipping Big Lenny

Reports have been flooding into the MBC News desk regarding highly unusual activity at the rooftop Lido Pool. Eyewitnesses state that a group of guests adorned in colorful regalia have formed a circle around a massive chocolate-colored duck statue, which they have dubbed "Big Lenny."


Security is currently monitoring the situation as the group appears harmless but highly devoted to the giant duck. Management has yet to issue an official statement on whether Big Lenny will become a permanent fixture on the Lido deck.